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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:20

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
No, not a chance
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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