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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Loons and Moons

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

No, not a chance

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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